*ahem* Ladies and Gentlemen. Please welcome to the party, for the first time in nearly 14 years….
MY RIB CAGE. You can SEE my rib cage now.
Rib cage joins the party already attended by my HIP BONES and COLLAR BONE, but they only arrived in March of 2009 anyway, so rib cage isn’t too late, really.
I always find bones sticking out of my body in the bed. That sounds bad, hahahaha! Honestly, when I lay awake in bed and roll over, now that I am losing weight, it happens pretty suddenly, and out of the blue…I will roll over and say OW what WAS that?! Feel around, and sure enough it’s a new bone that is visible that wasn’t before. Hips, collar bone, that weird nobule on your wrist (didn’t even know that existed. WTF is it?) and now the rib cage.
I think this is cause for celebration! So I’ll help myself to………………
a new book.
You thought I was gonna say food, huh?
I’m so freaking different you wouldn’t even believe it if I told you, ya’ll.